Posted by
Purplegimp on Thursday, June 19, 2008 12:44:48 PM
The gimp wonders how our friend Robert, a resident of so many states that it seems there indeed are 57 can stand himself.
There is a TV show called An Eye for An Eye, where the 'judge' hands down his version of justice in the cases brought before him. We were but 3 minutes into one of the cases when I realized that the plaintiff could could be none other than our very own Wobbie. The plaintiff had gone to a wrestling match, where, he got himself beaten up by one of the wrestlers. The guy arrived in court with his 'wrestling action figures' and swore that wrestling is real, not staged. The wrestler who beat on him was nothing more than a bully and made fun of our rotund, balding, with a fringe of Bozo hair, Wobbie. The judge ruled in Wobbie's favor after sending him out of the room so he could tell the defendant that he was to throw the fight and let Wobbie win. The fight, in fact, the whole thing was pathetic, but Wobbie did indeed win the match and waddled off clutching his action figures with an imbecilic smile on his face.
Yup! I've seen Wobbie, and spent the night nursing a sore stomach from laughing so hard.