Posted by
Purplegimp on Wednesday, March 26, 2008 3:49:08 AM
The gimp wonders if maybe, just maybe, the election has been handed to the Republican by his opponents?
Things were starting to look up for HillBilly after Bam Bam's pastor/mentor exposed himself in the pulpit. Then, HillBilly let us have a glimpse of her rich inner fantasy life. She was shot at? And they missed? Oh my. I can tell anyone who wants to listen about being shot at, and not by cowardly snipers hiding in trees or fire fights in the distant hills. I've had thousands, that's right, thousands of katyusha rockets fired at me. And more than a few of them were documented on TV. Want to see the scars from the near misses? The physical scars, no one gets to see the emotional ones! Trust me, folks, those near misses don't qualify me for any public office, and they were real, not figments of an over active fantasy life.
So, which of the candidates will the Democrats nominate at their convention? The half black guy with the insane racist preacher, or the crazy fantasict peace maker who wasn't even shot at, except in her dreams?
Now all Mc Cain has to do is not make any big public goofs, and he walks into the White House after a clean campaign. Both wannabes have done the dirty work all by themselves.
I just realized that there is a new expression for "I lied" and "I told a whopper" it's "I misspoke" Those liberal DemoncRats just keep changing the language on us as they go along. I think HillBilly needs a new slogan. It doesn't take a village (or government) to raise a child. It takes a New English Dictionary.